A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says:
"Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:
"Listen up, buddy. I sсrеw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, nакеd or with clothes on,dirтy, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-аss love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:
"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

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