A Halloween joke<br />What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?<br />The cat are her!<br /> <br />A ghost joke<br />How do ghosts keep fit?<br />By regular exorcise!<br /> <br />A cannibal joke<br />What did the cannibal make of her new friend?<br />A hotpot!<br /> <br />A ghost joke<br />What trees do ghouls like best?<br />Ceme-trees!<br /> <br />A cannibal joke<br />Why did the cannibal have a hangover?<br />He went to a party and got stewed!<br /> <br />A ghost joke<br />Why are graveyards so noisy?<br />Because of all the coffin!<br /> <br />A vampire joke<br />Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?<br />He wanted something to get his teeth into!
A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!