A Halloween joke What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat are her! A ghost joke How do ghosts keep fit? By regular exorcise! A cannibal joke What did the cannibal make of her new friend? A hotpot! A ghost joke What trees do ghouls like best? Ceme-trees! A cannibal joke Why did the cannibal have a hangover? He went to a party and got stewed! A ghost joke Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin! A vampire joke Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into!
A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!