A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce…
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Attorney:
“May I help you?”
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Hillbilly:
“Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”.
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Attorney:
“Well do you have any grounds?”
Hillbilly:
“Yea, I got about a hundred acres.”
Attorney:
“No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
Hillbilly:
“No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
Attorney:
“I mean, do you have a grudge?”
Hillbilly:
“Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
Attorney:
“No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
Hillbilly:
“Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”
Attorney:
“Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
Hillbilly:
“No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.”
Attorney:
“Well, is she a nagger or anything?”
Hillbilly:
“No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this dayvorce.”
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