Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Български
English
Deutsch
Español
Русский
Français
Italiano
ελληνικά
Македонски
Türkçes
Українські
Portugal
Poland
Sweden
Dutch
Danish
Norwegian
Finnish
Hungarian
Romanian
Czech
Lithuanian
Latvian
Croatian
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Men jokes
A husband and wife are...
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it’s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.
When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.
The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use.
He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for.
“The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,” explains the manager.
No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, “But we didn’t use it!”
The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager.
“But sir,” the managers says, “this check is only made out for $100.”
“That’s right,” replies the man. “I charged you $250 for sleeping n having вuтт sеx with my wife.”
“What! I didn’t sleep with your wife!” exclaims the manager.
“Well,” the man replies, “she was here, and you could have.
0
0
4
Previous
Men jokes
Sex Jokes
Criminal Jokes
Hotel Jokes
Next
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it’s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.
When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.
The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use.
He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for.
“The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,” explains the manager.
No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, “But we didn’t use it!”
The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager.
“But sir,” the managers says, “this check is only made out for $100.”
“That’s right,” replies the man. “I charged you $250 for sleeping n having вuтт sеx with my wife.”
“What! I didn’t sleep with your wife!” exclaims the manager.
“Well,” the man replies, “she was here, and you could have.