A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Irv.” All he Wants is sеx, sеx and more sеx. My vаginа is now the size of a 50-cent piece When it used to be the size of a nickel.” Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away… Over 45 cents?” Now that’s a Jewish mother!!!
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Irv.”
All he Wants is sеx, sеx and more sеx.
My vаginа is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel.”
Her mother says,
“You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away…
Over 45 cents?”
Now that’s a Jewish mother!!!