A lady goes to customer service and asks for a refund on the disposable barbecue she has brought back to the store. Assistant: "What seems to be the problem, madam?" Lady: "The food is missing." Assistant: "I'm sorry?" Lady: "Look, on the outside of the packaging it clearly shows sausages, chops and burgers. When I opened the package they were missing." Assistant: "Madam, it says " "Contents for illustration purposes only". You have to supply the food." Lady (somewhat sheepish): "Oh. I may as well take the other two barbecues out of the freezer, then."
A lady goes to customer service and asks for a refund on the disposable barbecue she has brought back to the store.
Assistant:
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
Lady:
"The food is missing."
Assistant:
"I'm sorry?"
Lady:
"Look, on the outside of the packaging it clearly shows sausages, chops and burgers. When I opened the package they were missing."
Assistant:
"Madam, it says "
"Contents for illustration purposes only". You have to supply the food."
Lady (somewhat sheepish):
"Oh. I may as well take the other two barbecues out of the freezer, then."