A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
An accountant dies and goes to heaven (no, that
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates.
- En ung mekaniker kom op til Sct. Peter, der spurgte om mandens alder. - Jeg er 32, svarede mekanikeren. - Hør! Her er da noget galt, sagde Sct. Peter. Ifølge dine arbejdssedler, så er du 71…
‘Congratulations for what?’ asks the lawyer.
‘We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.’
‘But that’s not true,’ says the lawyer. ‘I only lived to be forty.’
‘That’s impossible,’ replies Sаinт Peter.
‘We’ve added up your time sheets.’