A List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Your Surgery: • Oops! • Has anyone seen my watch? • Come back with that! Bad Dog! • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? • Hand me that…uh…that uh….. Thingy • What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sеx change! • Dамn, there go the lights again… • Someone tell the janitor that the dispenser is out of disinfectant • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. • What do you mean, he’s not insured? • Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “1000 Ways to Die” • What do you mean “You want a divorce?!!” • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
A List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Your Surgery:
• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that…uh…that uh….. Thingy
• What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sеx change!
• Dамn, there go the lights again…
• Someone tell the janitor that the dispenser is out of disinfectant
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he’s not insured?
• Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “1000 Ways to Die”
• What do you mean “You want a divorce?!!”
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!