A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, "I'm too smart for 1st grade!". The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions: 3 x 3? 9 6 x 3? 18 6 squared? 36 The principal is impressed by Charlie's intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade. The teacher responds "HOLD THE DАМN PHONE!" and asks Charlie some questions. What does a соw have 4 of that I only have 2? Harry then says 'Legs' What is in your pants that is not in mine? 'pockets' What does a dog do that a man steps into? 'pants' What goes in hard and comes out soft? 'bubble gum' (SHAME ON YOU!) What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs? 'shake hands' What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement? 'firetruck' (SHAME ON YOU!) The Principal then says "fuск that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong. (Shame on you!)
A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, "I'm too smart for 1st grade!". The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions:
3 x 3? 9
6 x 3? 18
6 squared? 36
The principal is impressed by Charlie's intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade. The teacher responds "HOLD THE DАМN PHONE!" and asks Charlie some questions.
What does a соw have 4 of that I only have 2?
Harry then says 'Legs'
What is in your pants that is not in mine?
'pockets'
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
'pants'
What goes in hard and comes out soft?
'bubble gum' (SHAME ON YOU!)
What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
'shake hands'
What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement?
'firetruck' (SHAME ON YOU!)
The Principal then says "fuск that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong.
(Shame on you!)