A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl:
“Can my mom get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your mom?”
Girl:
“She’s 40!”
Teacher: Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can my sister get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your sister?”
Girl:
“She’s 18.”
Teacher:
“Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can I get pregnant?
Teacher:
“How old are you?”
Girl:
“I’m 12.”
Teacher:
“No you cannot get pregnant.”
A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.”
The teacher fainted.