A little old lady answered a knock on the door to be greeted by a vacuum cleaner salesman.
‘fuск off im busy she said’ closing the door! ‘wait’ he says holding the door open whilst tipping a bucket of horse shiт all over her hallway carpet,
‘if this vacum cleaner doesnt remove every bit of this horse shiт madam i will gladly eat the what’s left!’
Well’ she says ‘i hope ur fuскing hungry, because my electricity was cut off this morning!