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A male’s two most precious...
A male’s two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase “deez nuts” is used it is to flaunt one’s genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just рiss them off.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh…yeah sometimes
Me: well how’d you like a pair o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
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Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts.
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“Want two CD’s?”
“Yeah.”
“Want to see deez nuts?!?”
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“Hey let me borrow your car.”
“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”
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Do you prefer tapes or cds?
Cds.
Well see deez nuts.
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“Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”
“You can tape my diск to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!
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Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh…yeah sometimes
Me: well how’d you like a pair o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
- ---------
Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts.
- -----------
“Want two CD’s?”
“Yeah.”
“Want to see deez nuts?!?”
- ------------
“Hey let me borrow your car.”
“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”
- -----------
Do you prefer tapes or cds?
Cds.
Well see deez nuts.
- ----
“Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”
“You can tape my diск to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!