A man and his son were talking about sеx.
The son asked his father, “dad, what does a рussy look like?”
The dad asked him, “before or after sеx?”
“Ummmm, before sеx”, the kid replied.
The dad said, “have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?”
“Yeah” said the son.
“Well, what about after sеx?” said the son.
His dad replied, “have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise”!!!