Ich war kurz beim Bäcker. Nach fünf Minuten verließ ich den Laden. Als ich wieder rauskam, war da eine Politesse und schrieb gerade einen Strafzettel. Also ging ich zu ihr hin und sagte: "Ach komm,... Afgelopen week moest ik naar de bakker, waar ik nog geen vijf minuten binnen was. Toen ik weer naar buiten ging, stond daar een politieagent een parkeerbon uit te schrijven. Dus ik liep op hem af... Un jour, je sors du restaurant et j Un giorno, uscendo dal ristorante, vedo un vigile che sta facendo una contravvenzione per divieto di sosta. Mi avvicino rapidamente e gli dico: “Senta, sono stato appena cinque minuti dal fornaio....
A man and his wife, both recently retired, went into town to buy some milk and bread. They were only in the store for about five minutes, but when they came out, they noticed a police officer writing a parking ticket, clearly about to place it on their car.
"Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" the man exclaimed. The police officer ignored him and continued writing the ticket, before sticking it firmly to the windshield. "You're a duмваss," the man shouted at the police officer.
The police man glared at them and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres on their car. Getting annoyed, the wife shouted at the cop: "You're a s**t head."
The police officer finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more the couple abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.
Then a bus arrived and the couple jumped on and went home.
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