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Ich war kurz beim Bäcker. Nach fünf Minuten verließ ich den Laden. Als ich wieder rauskam Afgelopen week moest ik naar de bakker Un jour Un giorno
A man and his wife, both recently retired, went into town to buy some milk and bread. They were only in the store for about five minutes, but when they came out, they noticed a police officer writing a parking ticket, clearly about to place it on their car.
"Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" the man exclaimed. The police officer ignored him and continued writing the ticket, before sticking it firmly to the windshield. "You're a duмваss," the man shouted at the police officer.
The police man glared at them and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres on their car. Getting annoyed, the wife shouted at the cop: "You're a s**t head."
The police officer finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more the couple abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.
Then a bus arrived and the couple jumped on and went home.
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Ich war kurz beim Bäcker. Nach fünf Minuten verließ ich den Laden. Als ich wieder rauskam Afgelopen week moest ik naar de bakker Un jour Un giorno
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