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A man crosses the road from...
A man crosses the road from a hospital and enters a bar and immediately asks for three treble whiskeys and a вееr. The barman pours the drinks and the man swallows each whiskey in one swallow.
The barman is alarmed by this and expresses his concern only for the man to reply, ”IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE THEN YOU WOULD BE KNOCKING THE DRINKS BACK TOO!”
The barman places the вееr on the counter and watches the man chug down the brew and asks sympathetically, “what have you got?”
The man places the empty glass down and replies “an empty wallet.”
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The barman is alarmed by this and expresses his concern only for the man to reply, ”IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE THEN YOU WOULD BE KNOCKING THE DRINKS BACK TOO!”
The barman places the вееr on the counter and watches the man chug down the brew and asks sympathetically, “what have you got?”
The man places the empty glass down and replies “an empty wallet.”