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A man dreams that he is a...
A man dreams that he is a chicken. He walks around the farm and is quite happy pecking on some corn.
Suddenly he feels a big pressure in his stomach. He asks the other chickens what it could be and he is told that this is quite normal. He just has to push and out will come an egg. So he does that. But even though the egg is out, he still feels a strong pressure.
So he asks the other chickens and they say that he has to push some more; that sometimes, chickens lay more than one egg. So he keeps on pushing and laying one egg after the other.
Suddenly he feels the whole world shaking like in an earthquake. Out of the sky comes a booming voice of his wife:
“WТF! Wake up!!! You pooped all over the bed!!!”
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Suddenly he feels a big pressure in his stomach. He asks the other chickens what it could be and he is told that this is quite normal. He just has to push and out will come an egg. So he does that. But even though the egg is out, he still feels a strong pressure.
So he asks the other chickens and they say that he has to push some more; that sometimes, chickens lay more than one egg. So he keeps on pushing and laying one egg after the other.
Suddenly he feels the whole world shaking like in an earthquake. Out of the sky comes a booming voice of his wife:
“WТF! Wake up!!! You pooped all over the bed!!!”