A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. "Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the...

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sеx-change operation. You now have a vаginа instead of a реnis."
"What?!" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another еrестiоn?"
"Oh, you might, " the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."

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