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A man goes to a...
Отива един пациент при психиатъра и му се оплаква от прекалена полова възбуда и неудовлетвореност.
Пациент при психиатър:
Een man komt bij de psychiater voor een onderzoek De psychiater laat de man een blad papier zien met enkel wat gekleurde lijnen op. "Wat zie je hierin ?" vraagt de psychiater. "Een blote vrouw
A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about relations."
The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots.
"What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture.
"And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations."
"Me!?" demands the patient.
"You're the one who keeps showing me the dirтy pictures!"
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Отива един пациент при психиатъра и му се оплаква от прекалена полова възбуда и неудовлетвореност.
Пациент при психиатър:
Een man komt bij de psychiater voor een onderzoek De psychiater laat de man een blad papier zien met enkel wat gekleurde lijnen op. "Wat zie je hierin ?" vraagt de psychiater. "Een blote vrouw
The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots.
"What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture.
"And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations."
"Me!?" demands the patient.
"You're the one who keeps showing me the dirтy pictures!"