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A man is left in charge...
A man is left in charge with his neighbors house, including his cat and bedridden mother. One day the man on vacation calls to check up on things:
“How’s my cat?”
“I’m sorry to tell you that your cat died.”
“No, no, no. You aren’t supposed to just up and say that he died! The first time I call you say he’s up on the roof. The second time I call, you say the firemen are on their way. The third time I call, you say that the six days the feline spent on the roof wore his little heart out, and it gave out during surgery.”
“Oh. I’ll try to remember that next time. I’m very sorry.”
“It’s all right. I understand. So, how’s my mom doing?”
“She’s up on the roof.”
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“How’s my cat?”
“I’m sorry to tell you that your cat died.”
“No, no, no. You aren’t supposed to just up and say that he died! The first time I call you say he’s up on the roof. The second time I call, you say the firemen are on their way. The third time I call, you say that the six days the feline spent on the roof wore his little heart out, and it gave out during surgery.”
“Oh. I’ll try to remember that next time. I’m very sorry.”
“It’s all right. I understand. So, how’s my mom doing?”
“She’s up on the roof.”