A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles...

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?”…
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”. He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my test!cles black?”
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his pen!s in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says “There is nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?

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