A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so...

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says,
"I can grant you one wish."
"Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says,
"Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says,
"Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says,
"You want that highway two lane or four lane?"

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