A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sеx shop and pays $50 to get in. He’s then confronted by 3 doors.
They read “Blonde”, “Brunette” and “Black”. He chooses “Blonde”, only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading “Small Тiтs”, “Medium Тiтs” or “Big Тiтs”.
This time he chooses “Big Тiтs” only to be again confronted with 3 more doors reading “Small Сunт”, “Large Сunт”, “Wet Сunт”.
Somewhat excited now, he chooses “Wet Сunт”, pushes his way through the door, and finds himself back out in the rain.