(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?
Lady: Yep. I hate this world.
Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sеx before you jump?
Lady: Неll no! You creep!
Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…