A man picks up answers a phone in the shopping center. "Hello darling i recently saw a necklace in a catalog and i want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?" "How expensive is it?" the man...

A man picks up answers a phone in the shopping center.
"Hello darling i recently saw a necklace in a catalog and i want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"How expensive is it?" the man says
"Just $1200"
"That cheap? hеll i'll get four of them for you so you'll wear a different one each season"
"Your so generous honey, oh i also want a ring"
"How expensive?"
"Just $5000"
"Get two, one for each hand"
"Thank you! oh i also want a new car, it's $40000"
"Sure why lot"
"I love you dear! oh i gotta go, bye"
After that the man quizzically looks around the mall and loudly asks "did anyone drop a phone?"

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