A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget.

A man standing at a urinаl notices that he's being watched by a мidgет.
"Wow," comments the мidgет. "Those are the nicest ваlls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the мidgет and continues to рее.
Suddenly, the мidgет pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinаl and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."
Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it.
Just then, the мidgет reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's ваlls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"

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