A man to a psychiatrist:
“How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”
The psychiatrist replies:
“We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.”
The man smiles:
“Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.”
The Psychiatrist replies:
“No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?”