A man walks into a store and orders some rigatoni, some mozzarella, parmesan cheese and a bottle of red wine. <br /> <br />The clerk says "You must be Italian." <br /> <br />The customer, put off says, " If I ordered some potatoes, cabbage and a six pack of вееr would you say I must be Irish." <br /> <br />"No." Said the clerk, "THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE!"
A man walks into a store and orders some rigatoni, some mozzarella, parmesan cheese and a bottle of red wine.
The clerk says "You must be Italian."
The customer, put off says, " If I ordered some potatoes, cabbage and a six pack of вееr would you say I must be Irish."
"No." Said the clerk, "THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE!"