A man was shopping in the men’s department at Harrods when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her and said, “Good morning, madam.” She smiled...

A man was shopping in the men’s department at Harrods when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
He went up to her and said, “Good morning, madam.”
She smiled pleasantly and asked “And what would you like?”
The man said, “I’d like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet рussy, I’d like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suск on your beautiful вrеаsтs and bite your niррlеs lightly…But what I ”need” is a new tie!”

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