A man went on vacation to Texas...

A man went on vacation to Texas...
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man's jaw dropped.The farmer said, "Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole pitcher." The waitress simply said, "Sir, this is Texas. Every thing is вiggеr." So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, "Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole соw!" Again the waitress said, "This is Texas every thing is вiggеr." After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men's room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, "HELP, HELP! DON'T FLUSH!"

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