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A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . "
The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime.
He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what .
When he died the Angel came back for him …
“But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said …
“Yes you can” replied the Angel ,
“you gave all your stake ( steak) away”
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