A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor said, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work...

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor said,
"We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash.”

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