A new guy comes in a dorm late in the evening with his luggage and a buddy shows him around.
They come to a large gong in the hallway and the new guy asks what it’s doing there. “That’s a talking clock,” explains the buddy. “How so?”
“Let me demonstrate,” says the buddy and bangs the gong loudly.
In a second, a voice comes from one of the rooms, yelling, “Are you out of your head you rестuм-faced orang-utan?! It’s nearly midnight!”