След като Иванчо и Марийка се оженили, вкъщи всичко започнало едно след друго да се разваля.
Мъж се прибира вкъщи. Съпругата му казала:
Une femme demande à son mari : - Chéri, le robinet est cassé, peux-tu le réparer stp ? - Je ne suis pas plombier ! - Chéri, il n
Komt een man
Kvinnan till sin man: - Kranen droppar, kan du laga den? - Jag är väl ingen rörmokare heller! Lite senare: - Lamporna fungerar inte kan du laga dom? - Jag är väl ingen elektriker heller! När mannen...
Jeg er ikke elektriker En kone ser at der er sprunget en pære i lampen og beder manden skifte den. "Nej!" siger manden, "jeg er ikke elektriker. " Dagen efter er det galt med vandhanen, og konen...
"Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing and the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing." He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."
"Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.
"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"