A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. “What’s this for?”...

A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sеxy blonde wife alone.
The night before he left, he brought home a viвrатоr and gave it to her.
“What’s this for?” she asked.
“It’s for those lonely nights when you miss me,” explained her husband, winking. “Just think of it as something to take my place when you get the mood.”
A week later, hubby returns home, and finds the Viвrатоr in the garbage.
“Honey,” he says, “why did you throw it away? I told you, you should use it in my place when I’m gone.”
“I did,” she said. “But the dамnеd thing Rattled my fillings loose.

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