A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Mary declares, "I want to be a рrоsтiтuте."
"What did you say?" asks the nun, totally shocked.
"I said I want to be a рrоsтiтuте," Mary repeats.
"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"