A pastor is finishing up his sermon on Sunday morning… … …. … “In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed.” … … So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit. “How many read Mark chapter 17 like I said last week?” …. .. … Everyone raised their hand. The pastor says “and it’s a great chapter, Amen??” There are shouts of “Amen!” from the congregation. Then the pastor smirks. “Well, Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now begin my sermon on the terrible sin of lying.”
A pastor is finishing up his sermon on Sunday morning… …
…. …
“In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed.” … …
So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit.
“How many read Mark chapter 17 like I said last week?” …. ..
…
Everyone raised their hand. The pastor says “and it’s a great chapter, Amen??” There are shouts of “Amen!” from the congregation.
Then the pastor smirks.
“Well, Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now begin my sermon on the terrible sin of lying.”