A patient runs out of the operation room, screaming.
A doctor stops him and asks:
“Mr. Ainsley! What on Earth is happening?! Why are you running?!”
The patient breathes heavily:
“I was about to be operated on, doctor. And then the nurse said: ‘Come now, stop panicking. You’ll manage just fine!’”
The doctor shrugs:
“Oh but that’s nice, no? Nurse being supportive to you?”
The patient gets angry:
“She was talking to the surgeon!”