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A penguin's car breaks down...
A реnguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop.
The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour.
The реnguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works.
He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face.
He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car.
The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no." replies the реnguin "It's just some ice cream."
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The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour.
The реnguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works.
He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face.
He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car.
The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no." replies the реnguin "It's just some ice cream."