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A Physicist, Chemist and...
A Physicist, Chemist and Biologist walk down the beach to the ocean. They stand together and watch the waves as the water splashes up to meet their feet.
“Look at those waves, the shear crushing weight of the water powered by tidal forces! I must study them further!” Says the Physicist, as he walked out into the water, never to be seen again.
“All that life in the ocean, from the smallest plankton to the giant whales! I must study them further!” The Biologist says as he wades into the waves, never to be seen again.
The Chemist watches the waves for a couple more minutes, checks his watch, pulls out a pad of paper and writes: Physicists and Biologists are soluble in seawater… clicks his pen and walks home.
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“Look at those waves, the shear crushing weight of the water powered by tidal forces! I must study them further!” Says the Physicist, as he walked out into the water, never to be seen again.
“All that life in the ocean, from the smallest plankton to the giant whales! I must study them further!” The Biologist says as he wades into the waves, never to be seen again.
The Chemist watches the waves for a couple more minutes, checks his watch, pulls out a pad of paper and writes: Physicists and Biologists are soluble in seawater… clicks his pen and walks home.