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A Pinoy (Filipino) dies and goes to hеll. There he finds that there is a different hеll for each country. He goes first to the German hеll and asks "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hеll as well as the Russian hеll and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hеll.
Then he comes to the Filipino hеll and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
“Because there is always a brownout, so the electric chair does not work. Somebody stole all the nails to sell it by the kilo.
And the devil used to be a public official, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shakes hands with all the people waiting there and then goes back home..."
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