A senior Catholic Priest in Kenya was dying in a hospital and for his death wish he asked to see the local MP and the county Governor.
En präst var döende, och han skickade efter två brottslingar. När de kom dit bad prästen dem att ställa sig på var sin sida om sängen där han låg. Prästen låg där och log. Till slut frågade bovarna...
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the...
”You don’t have long on this earth, Reverend. Better tell us why you asked us to come.”
The old preacher stirred himself wheezed and said:
”Well, Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s the way I want to go too.”