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Психиатър към бивш пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Der Mann, der gerade aus der Heilanstalt entlassen worden ist, traurig:"Ich bin so deprimiert. Gestern war ich noch Napoleon und heute bin ich ein Nichts, ein Niemand..." - Jest Pan już całkowicie normalny - żegna psychiatra pacjenta opuszczającego szpital po długiej kuracji. - Cóż to? Nie cieszy się Pan? - A z czego mam się cieszyć, doktorze? Trzy lata temu to ja... Una psiquiatra felicita a su paciente por el progreso en el tratamiento. El paciente: - ¿A eso usted llama progreso? Hace seis meses yo era Napoleón, y ahora no soy nadie... - Un an întreg de tratament la psihiatru, pe banii statului, făcut degeaba! - Păi nu te-ai vindecat? - Depinde ce înţelegi tu prin vindecat: acum un an mă credeam Napoleon, iar acum sunt un......
A psychiatrist congratulates his patient with a progress in treatment.
- Do you really call it a progress? Six months ago I was a Napoleon and now I am nobody.
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Психиатър към бивш пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Психиатър към пациент: Der Mann, der gerade aus der Heilanstalt entlassen worden ist, traurig:"Ich bin so deprimiert. Gestern war ich noch Napoleon und heute bin ich ein Nichts, ein Niemand..." - Jest Pan już całkowicie normalny - żegna psychiatra pacjenta opuszczającego szpital po długiej kuracji. - Cóż to? Nie cieszy się Pan? - A z czego mam się cieszyć, doktorze? Trzy lata temu to ja... Una psiquiatra felicita a su paciente por el progreso en el tratamiento. El paciente: - ¿A eso usted llama progreso? Hace seis meses yo era Napoleón, y ahora no soy nadie... - Un an întreg de tratament la psihiatru, pe banii statului, făcut degeaba! - Păi nu te-ai vindecat? - Depinde ce înţelegi tu prin vindecat: acum un an mă credeam Napoleon, iar acum sunt un......
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