A Quaker farmer was milking his cow when she switched him in the face with her tail. He patiently said, "Cow, thou shalt not do that." He kept milking until she kicked and sent the half-filled milk...

A Quaker farmer was milking his соw when she switched him in the face with her tail. He patiently said,
"Соw, thou shalt not do that."
He kept milking until she kicked and sent the half-filled milk pail tumbling across the barn, spilling and ruining the milk. The farmer went around to face the соw and took her horns in his big, calloused hands.
He looked at her and said,
"Соw, thou knowest that I am a Quaker and that I cannot strike thee. But соw, thou also must also remember that I can sell thee."

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