A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, “This is a very special ‘casion. It’s our...

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying,
“This is a very special ‘casion. It’s our weddin’ night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed.”
The clerk winked and asked, “Do you want the bridal?”
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied,
“No, I guess not. I’ll just hold on to her ears ’til she gets used to it.

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