A rich sluт and a poor sluт were standing next to the road when the poor sluт asked the rich sluт “Where do you get all the money from?”
“That’s easy” replied the rich sluт, “Just before you have sеx, stick an elastic band up your аrsе, with the movement the elastic band will ping and you shout OW, my back! and you sue the guy.”
“Thanks says the poor sluт and rushes home and starts looking around but she can’t find an elastic band, all she can find is a catapult. So, with a major struggle she got it up. She went down the spot where she had been standing and almost immediately a car pulled up.
The two went back to the guy’s home and they went down to business and suddenly, PING! The catapult had shot and the sluт yelled “OW, my back! I’ll sue you for this!”
The man replied “Never mind your back, my ваlls just went out the window!”
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