A Russian, a Pole and a German are sitting in a prison cell. The Russian comes up to the German holding a candy bar and asks “You want this?”. The German is thinking “He’ll probably want to fuck me...

A Russian, a Pole and a German are sitting in a prison cell.
The Russian comes up to the German holding a candy bar and asks “You want this?”. The German is thinking “He’ll probably want to fuск me for this” and says no.
The Russian then comes up to the Pole and again asks “You want this?”. The Polish guy is thinking “He’ll probably want to fuск me for this, but hеll, I’m a strong guy, I’ll just tell him to рiss off” and says yes.
When he finished eating the Russian asks him…Tasty?
Yes…..
A strong guy, aren’t you?
Yes
Then hold down the German for me..

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