A Scouser goes for a job at sea. The Captain asks, “Have you any experience away at sea?” “No,” the lad replies, “but I’m honest!” The Captain decides to take him on and off they sail. After three...

A Scouser goes for a job at sea.
The Captain asks, “Have you any experience away at sea?”
“No,” the lad replies, “but I’m honest!”
The Captain decides to take him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea the lad is busy swabbing the decks when a big wave crashes over and sweeps the Scouser overboard.
The 1st mate runs to the Captain, “Captain, Capitan, you know the Scouse lad we took on, the one who said he was honest? Well he’s just f*cked off with your mop!”

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