A senior couple pulls up to a rest stop to get something to eat.
Waiter:
"How may I help you?"
Elderly Man:
"Two hamburgers, please."
Elderly Lady:
"What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]:
"He asked what we wanted and I told him 'Two hamburgers'!"
Waiter:
"So, where are you heading?"
Elderly Man:
"To Chicago to see our grandchildren."
Elderly Lady:
"What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]:
"He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the grandkids!"
Waiter:
"It sure is a nice day for a drive."
Elderly Man:
"Yes, it's been quite pleasant."
Elderly Lady:
"What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]:
"He said it's good weather!"
Waiter:
"Where are you coming from?"
Elderly Man:
"We started our trip from Pittsburgh."
Elderly Lady:
"What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]:
"He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh!"
Waiter:
"I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and couldn't cook if her life depended on it."
Elderly Lady:
"What did he say?"
Elderly Man [yelling]:
"He says he knows you!"
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