A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the Eye/Ear doctor." "There is no such doctor " she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"...

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the Eye/Ear doctor."
"There is no such doctor " she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."
He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:
"Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies,
"I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."

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