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A teacher wanted his...
A teacher wanted his students to improve their spelling skills. So, he decided to have each of them come up to the front of the class and tell the class about their fathers’ profession or trade and to spell such profession or trade.
The teacher called up Johnny as the first student, and Johnny said,
"My father is a baker, and you spell it B-A-K-E-R. If my father was here today, he would give everyone a cookie."
"Very well," the teacher said, and called Jim to the front. Jim said,
"My father is a banker and you spell it: B-A-N-K-E-R. If he was here today, he would give everyone a quarter.
"Great,"
Said the teacher and called Tim to the front. Tim said:
"My father is an electrician, and you spell it: E -E- L -K… E- L- E-K…."
Tim was having a hard time spelling, so the teacher said,
"Tim, why don’t you sit and think about the spelling for a few minutes. In the meantime, we’ll have Peter come up and tell us about his father."
Peter said,
"My father is a воокiе: B-O-O-K-I-E. And if my father was here today he would bet, 9 out of 10 that Tim would not spell ELECTRICIAN."
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The teacher called up Johnny as the first student, and Johnny said,
"My father is a baker, and you spell it B-A-K-E-R. If my father was here today, he would give everyone a cookie."
"Very well," the teacher said, and called Jim to the front. Jim said,
"My father is a banker and you spell it: B-A-N-K-E-R. If he was here today, he would give everyone a quarter.
"Great,"
Said the teacher and called Tim to the front. Tim said:
"My father is an electrician, and you spell it: E -E- L -K… E- L- E-K…."
Tim was having a hard time spelling, so the teacher said,
"Tim, why don’t you sit and think about the spelling for a few minutes. In the meantime, we’ll have Peter come up and tell us about his father."
Peter said,
"My father is a воокiе: B-O-O-K-I-E. And if my father was here today he would bet, 9 out of 10 that Tim would not spell ELECTRICIAN."